i complied all of my favorite back to school selfies i took today because i took like 500 so

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shower and then replies on other accounts
might reblog some memes here because Cecil’s been super inactive lately and ??? yeah

posted 7 hours ago with 1 note
#outofbroadcast

why is it like half a million dollars to go to college for four years what the fuck what the f uc k 

posted 7 hours ago with 2 notes
#outofbroadcast
Anonymous inquired:

Are you still in your clock phase?

He’s my boyfriend!

incorporearl:

Mmm…

Literally every kind.

I’ve got all of it.

(Source: fearforwhatweknow)

"i’m in love with a stripper" remix to "i’m in love with a clock"

posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes
#ic

They fucking sell fully cooked shrimp and deliver it to your door what shit is this I’m in love

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
YOU CAN JUST BE LIKE

YEAH I NEED TWO POUNDS OF FULLY COOKED SHRIMP IN 3 - 10 BUSINESS DAYS TH ANK YOU

posted 8 hours ago with 1 note
#aggressively-bisexualing

no-mucking-around:

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          “… I have a boyfriend. And he’s the best one in the entire universe.” Wow, if he didn’t sound like a teenager before, he certainly did now. Just… The whole thing was making him giddy, breaking down his walls of defense and carefully planned tactics of appearing uninterested in everyone. Probably because he was really interested in Cecil.

          “Anything you want love, absolutely anything. We can go to a garden, we could go out for dinners, I would not even mind spending days with you lazing about, as much as that could be considered a waste of time with anyone else.”

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     ” I have a boyfriend, and he’s technically not even supposed to exist but.. y’know. Maybe that’s why I like him so much~” God, Cecil didn’t even just like him. He really honestly could say he loved him. Perhaps the emotion was fueled on by how happy and different Tony’s voice sounded. Or just the whole spontaneity of the situation. Woke up single and now? Well. That’s self explanatory. 

     ” We could do all of that! Oooh, we could go to a flower nursery sometime! And I could teach you about all the flowers and their meanings and what happens when you put them together. Oh, oh! An observatory! Do you believe in astrology? I do… ” A small pause, followed by a short laugh.

" But lazing about sounds.. really perfect. I kinda really want to just.. lay on your chest and cuddle with you for a long time. Maybe tell each other stories, nap together.. Those kinds of things. "

aggressively-bisexualing

oh you don’t want a magazine?
how about some candy?
no candy?
how about some peanuts?
you’re allergic?
oh cool how about a football logo printed blanket?

posted 8 hours ago with 1 note

incorporearl replied to your post: I’m not joking does anyone want some t…

Trail mix? What kind?

Literally every kind. I’ve got it all.